Thread: Capital Online Revenue's Hilarious "Reputation" Management

Capital Online Revenue has a hilarious, desperate attempt at "reputation" management that falls into the "you can't make this stuff up" category. They put a fake Press Release out with the headline - I kid you not:

"Despite negative publicity and aura of mystique, increasingly popular work-from-home program Capital Online Revenue proves to be viable source of income, thanks to customer testimonials and stalwart guarantee."

Yes, such as this one from "Consumer Finance Reviews":

""I actually make $6,000-$7,000 a month working from home."
- Jessica Meyer"

Besides, how could the testimonials be fake - after all they're "Certified"...whatever the h*** that means.

I includes such memorable lines as:
"Confusion surrounding Capital Online Revenue's legitimacy has long been rampant, with many consumers assuming the program's claims to be too good to be true. "

or this "I'm not a scam statement":
"To combat rumors of it being a glorified online scam, Capital Online Revenue has rolled out a policy that promises a profit to all consumers who use and follow the program".

I feel "bad" for Capital Online Revenue because they forgot to mention how the allegations they were using testimonials that potentially violate the FTC's No Safe Harbor guidelines were "totally unjustified" such as the one from "Steven Martin" which states:

"My income is $2,282.90 /Month so far with my website.

This program has taught me I can do anything! I have the confidence now to try new things and do them without fearing the unknown. It has been really good for me. - Steven Martin."

CERTIFIED!

And they left out all that information about their niceley "way-at-the-bottom disclaimers where nobody looks" disclaimers about the stock photos used all over their site for their testominials.

Capital Online Revenue says, "Repeat after me. We are not a scam. We are not a scam. We are not a scam..."

Well, I'll be hornswoggled.


Is the Capital Online Revenues' chairman "Aaron Reed" the same "Aaron Reed" who is spruiking the PROFIT SECRETS CLUB


Apparently young "Aaron" has been keeping the secret of profits way too secret.

His OTHER SITE has a distinct lack of anything, much less secrets.

While we're discussing "Aaron" Feel like indulging in a bit of giving away information about yourself online to a perfect stranger ??

How about this: AARONS FAKE PRIVACY POLICY

LOL. No, I think this Aaron is the one over at Berkeley:
http://extension.berkeley.edu/cert/pdf/finance.pdf

Do you think........

Is it possible.......

as hard as it is to believe........


"Aaron Reed" does not, in fact, even exist ??

Heavens to Murgatroyd,

I'll be shocked and stunned if it turns out this is just one of a squillion online get-rich-quick scams.

Just when I was gonna sell the farm and invest, too.