Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin
A witty poster on Quatloos had a lot of fun with this ridiculous deal. Quatloos! • View topic - Monavie article
Notice the FDA order filed against the clown that founded this:
Jordan Rubin and Garden of Life Ordered to Stop Making Unsubstantiated Advertising Claims
Some of the usual suspects have jumped right in. Mike Melvin, who pimped Advantage Conferences long after it had sunk like the Titanic and who happens to live in Florida near the founder, is pushing this deal hard.
Mikey said the same thing when he was tangled up with the lying scammers Tim Darnell and Jack Weinzierl. Check out the totally dishonest earnings claims made in Advantage Conferences.
And, to top it all off it might be God approved and they are quoting that idiot Doug Firebaugh to rally the marks:
Soapboxmom
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Here is the scumbag founder, Jordan Rubin. Get your barf bags ready!
https://s3.amazonaws.com/info.beyond...g+10.28.11.mp3
The scum was fined for exactly what he is doing again. He claims that he had 18 illnesses and now he is eating God's way / biblically with his latest scam, Beyond Organic and is now magically well because of that diet. He has gotten out of his wheelchair and stepped into Scammersville!
Soapboxmom
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Remember when I accidentally signed up as a rep for Mazu. Well, my upline Kim Ward has jumped ship and is now pimping Beyond Organic. These folks just jump from one Titanic to the next. Hilariously, my Mazu page hasn't generated a single prospect. I only know it works at all because I signed on under another name myself to see if it did in fact work. I bet Beyond organic will sink just as fast as Mazu did. Wait until I publish the prices for the organic foods. Have medical attention standing by for that coming post!!!
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Beyond Organic™ Chocolate (12 pack) - $41.25
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That is $41.25 + $5.00 handling fee plus shipping for 14.4 ounces of chocolate. Are they serious? The price may cause a freakin' heart attack. And, it would be tons cheaper to get flaxseed or fish oil pills etc. rather than paying that ridiculous price for dark chocolate. That price is insane!!! Individually wrapped Ghirardelli dark chocolate runs about $1.00 an ounce.
Soapboxmom
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GOOD LORD !!
Is it April 1st already in the USA ??
$41.25 + $5.00 handling fee plus shipping for 14.4 ounces of chocolate ???
Geez, I brought in a bunch of pure cacoa cooking and eating chocolate from
http://www.willieschocolateshop.com/images/sign.png
in Britain after watching his TV SERIES
All the way from Britain to Oz and it was STILL cheaper (and less adulterated) than that cr**
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News - Waste Management World - Down the Drain
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Bottled water can cost as much as 10,000 times more than tap water, according to the AWWA. But the price that consumers are paying for the bottled water itself pales in comparison to the price they’re paying for the environmental consequences of manufacturing, transport, and disposal of the bottles. The Earth Policy Institute estimates that making bottles to meet the US demand for bottled water requires more than 1.5 million barrels [Correction: 15 million barrels] of oil annually, enough to fuel 100,000 cars for a year.
Transport and disposal of the bottles adds to the resources used, and water extraction – which is concentrated in communities where bottling plants are located – adds to the strains bottled water puts on our ecosystem.....
Consumers need to appreciate the fact that their municipal water is not only safe to drink, but it may even be safer than bottled water. They also need to appreciate the multiplicity of environmental problems created by their consumption of bottled water. But even if consumption were to be reduced dramatically, there would still be billions of post-consumerplastic water bottles that would need to be managed.
Plastic Bottle Recycling Is A Dying Dream : TreeHugger
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Reign™ Supreme Mountain Spring Water (24 pack, 16 oz. each) - $25.00
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About Reign
- Pure—very low TDS water flowing naturally from 130 certified organic acres
- Hydrating—providing waters essential elements at the cellular level
- Refreshing—low levels of inorganic minerals means more H2O for your body
- More Sustainable—sourced and shipped in U.S.A. in biodegradable, BPA-free bottle
Tap water is more regulated than bottled water and on average safer. Not to mention the obvious from the articles I linked. It is a huge waste of resources (fossil fuels) and causes tremendous harm to the environment including our oceans. NO Organic fan would ever do something so irresponsible and terribly wasteful and damaging. Not to mention spending 10,000 times as much for water. Get a filter and refillable bottle and save yourself $$$$ and protect the environment. And, just what is this BS about hydration at the cellular level? Have they been stealing promotional crap from Trey White's Evolv that got sued by the MD Anderson Cancer Center (and was pimped by serial scammer Jack Weinzierl) This is certainly one scum bum deal!
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littleroundman
Sounds like he has just described MLMs in a nutshell.
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Sounds like he has just described MLMs in a nutshell.
He makes clem cry.
Re: Beyond Organic / Beyond Outlandish / Jordan Rubin / Paul Nison / Mike Melvin
Hello to all. I'm the poster from Quatloos who is mentioned at the start of this thread.
One of the so-called selling points for Jordan Rubin's Beyond Organic is that he came up with an extra-wholesome way of producing his meat and cheese, so special that he trademarked his beef and cheese processing. Beef is "GreenFinished TM" and cheese is "GreenFed TM."
His use of the trademark symbol is supposed to enhance his claims.
I was just at the US Patent and Trademark Office website looking at other things, and I thought I'd try searching the Trademark Electronic Search System (TESS) for Rubin's trademarked terms.
Search Term: GreenFed
Results of search: No TESS records were found to match the criteria of your query.
Search Term: GreenFinished
Results of search: No TESS records were found to match the criteria of your query.
So on top of everything else, Jordan Rubin appears to be lying about his trademarks. Why am I not surprised?
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Special versions of heart glue. Who would have known???
And, no trademarks??? The shock of it all!
Welcome aboard Kestrel. It is an honor to have you here. This deal is certainly quite cheesy to say the least.
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