Cats Rule!!

Now that I have invaded on LRM's bat joke, it seemed I needed to start a thread of my own!!


E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like
alt.recreational.catnip.

Your web browser has a new home page <http://www.feline.com>.

Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.

Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of
"CyberDog."

Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and
WarCat II.

On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.

Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

Seems like a biased thread.

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Originally Posted by Whip

Seems like a biased thread.

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You accuse me of being biased, me a cat!! uhhhmmm, now why would you do that!!??:RpS_biggrin:

Funny Cat Joke #1:


A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little ******* on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."

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