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    Laugh At The Crazy Ass MLMer!

    We all know MLMer's are a special breed. For starts, you need a skin as thick as a rhinoceros' - and a similar IQ.

    But just when you think you've seen it all, along comes some nutcase that raises the bar even further on nuttiness!


    Witness -
    MLM Mobster - Leadership and Lifestyle - replete with a 1920's Chicago era feel to the site.

    Know how the typical MLMer has the requisite Back Room on their site site for further training the marks?

    This guy goes one better. Instead of a Back Room, he has a
    Whack Room!

    The Whack Room is not for wimps.

    It’s for the strong and the brave. It’s for Network Marketers who are ready to play a big game...

    If you enter the Whack Room, you’d better be ready to take on the Goon Squad. You’d better walk tall and proud. You’ll have to stand up to Guido Git, Lyin’ Lenny, and the rest of the gang. They’re gonna hit you hard. They’ll do it again and again. If you whimper or cry – if you utter one word of complaint, they will take you out, fit you for cement shoes, and drop you where you’ll never be found.

    You’ll deal with another pain in the ass in the Whack Room. Me...


    Cripes, I'd better be careful with these Goons though.

    Apparently the don't like people stealing content from their site.


    Spammers – You’re Whacked!

    This post is my message from the heart to all the bottom-feeders who visit this site.

    What makes you think you can leech off of my content for your gain? I’ve got a nasty henchman on guard 24/7. That’s right. He never sleeps. His name is Akismet, and he loves to whack creeps like you.

    Baldy.jpg

    That includes jerks who leave comments like this, “I can’t wait to read your next post here…Thanks a lot!” Give me a break! Any goof with one eighth of a conscious brain can smell the stink on a comment like that. What did you like about the post? Duh!

    ... And, remember, I’m always happy to whack you!
    Geez, now if that isn't just about enough to scare anybody!

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    Re: Laugh At The Crazy Ass MLMer!

    This guy this great:

    EMPLOYEE VS. ENTREPRENEUR

    Here’s the thing. The holidays as stupor is part of the employee mindset. It has no place in an entrepreneur’s game plan. Most employees are prisoners to their jobs. The Christmas season is parole time. So, they go bananas before returning to the joint.
    What in heavens is the boy rambling on about. My holidays were super, not stupor!

    This gem has to be one of the funniest ever written by a die hard MLMer:

    5 Reasons I Won’t Join Your MLM! | MLM Mobster
    .............2) THE BEST PRODUCTS

    You wanna see my eyes go dead like I’m in a coma? Tell me you’ve got the best products.

    Better yet, puke all over me with a detailed list of your exotic ingredients. You know, the purple berries from the Amazon Jungle that some hero risked his life to get for your shakes.

    My eyes won’t go dead. They’ll go red with rage. I’ll wanna whack somebody!

    Think about it. What’s your company gonna say? Their products are crap?

    3) YOUR COMPANY IS IN MOMENTUM
    They’ve been in business for twenty years, and they’re in momentum! They are a new start-up, and they’re in momentum! Three years, five years, a hundred years, and they’re all in momentum!.....


    5) DONALD TRUMP LOVES YOU
    Oh my God! King Comb Over has blessed your company?! Where do I sign up?

    STOP THE PISSING CONTEST!


    This guy is a total gas. I wonder if we can get this charming fella to join us here?

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    Anyone needing assistance please feel free to use this e-mail in addition to the PM system here to contact me: soapboxmom@hotmail.com

    Dallas College Richland Campus Music Advising Derrick Logozzo / Melissa Logan / Not NASM Accredited / Out of State Tuition Nightmare!

    Love some Bunny! I do!

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    Re: Laugh At The Crazy Ass MLMer!

    I did a search for the Keith McEachern he mentioned and found this:

    Thank God I Was Sent to Prison by Keith McEachern

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    Don't get ripped off!! Stay informed!

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