Surely you've heard of the Holy Tea MLM ????
Nope, guess I missed that one.

Holy tea batman!!!
$15 for the one week 'sample' pack!!
$54.95 for a one month supply??

And I only need to convince 5 people to purchase a month's supply each through my 'free' website and then I will receive my tea for free!!
Will stick to tap water, imported-made-with-sugar Mexican Coca-cola and Killian's Red.