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    Lightbulb What a learning experience this has been

    I'll never forget being invited to Cliff & Eleanor Maiers the first time. I told a couple close friends and the paperboy I was going to the Moonies. I was joking, but out of the mouths of babes.... I couldn't have imagined seeing a day when a former top-level Moonie named Steve Hassan would emerge as a renowned cult expert and state flat-out, Amway is a cult. A destructive one at that. And the Maiers were distributors of Amway and didn't tell us one bit!

    As a younger person I just wanted to read the Bible before I was a certain age, and stay out of trouble to boot. Yes, I had a real uneasy stomach once at the Maiers. But at the time it seemed like problems I went through were exactly remedied by the bible study themes. To the point I now entertain the notion The Maiers, Santti, a couple punks named Troy and Curt, weren't inclined to care about the bible, rather the Kubler Ross grief cycle.

    When we experience grief, loss, separation and other hardships, we can go through stages of The Kubler ross Grief cycle (denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance). What these people and cults do, is find people who are at the acceptance stage, and hustle them up to the bargaining stage. And are they ready to bargain! To be clear, their version of the Bargaining stage involves your stuff ending up with them. Whether it's money, help, your reputation, exploitation of your friends.

    When that doesn't work, that is, if you go telling people you don't think that's very Christian of them, the strangest problems emerge, out of the blue.

    I took a lot of **** from these people, and i can't tell you how many times i'd hear people near them who didn't go along with the Amway, or Time for Change or any of the scam-of-the-week - i can't ell you how many times I'd hear people telling me they were considering suicide. The pressure placed on these marks from many angles using shills in churches cannot be overstated. These people are evil and we ain't seen nothing yet.

    To everyone who is participating in this thread, topic. THANK YOU. From the bottom of my heart and many, many innocent people who were betrayed by people claiming to be "Promise Keepers" or been "Baptized in the Holy Spirit". I suppose, if the Good Book says blasphemy of the Holy Spirit isn't forgivable in this world or the next, then who am I to even think of forgiving them?

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    Re: What a learning experience this has been

    I'm sensing another MAPs or just straight out Ponzi here...Quite frankly I'm not sure what it is, but feel it warranted this category.

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    Re: What a learning experience this has been

    I especially dig the fact that they straight up don't accept PayPal;)

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    Re: What a learning experience this has been

    Quote Originally Posted by Gina View Post
    I especially dig the fact that they straight up don't accept PayPal;)
    That's the first clue it's a scam.

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    Re: What a learning experience this has been

    Quote Originally Posted by Gina View Post
    I especially dig the fact that they straight up don't accept PayPal;)

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    Re: What a learning experience this has been

    Just one more.....In case you were wondering the difference between an ILLEGAL and LEGAL pyramid/ponzi scheme....start watching around 3:40....from this "legal expert" promoting "Five Dollar Funnel"

    Enjoy

    https://youtu.be/PwvTEsthmTg

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    He compares it to the food pyramid! And I quote...."It doesn't make food illegal." I have to stop now.

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    Pyramid SCHEME = aka "endless chain recruiting scheme" = illegal

    Pyramid shaped BUSINESS STRUCTURE = legal

    Someone who makes video deliberately confusing the two = pimp looking to confuse potential victims
    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

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    Re: What a learning experience this has been

    Quote Originally Posted by Gina View Post
    I especially dig the fact that they straight up don't accept PayPal;)
    Don't for one second think they wouldn't give anything to be able to use PayPal,

    but they can't:



    Especially since:



    and



    There's many a HYIP ponzi which has been bought to a grinding halt after the organizers conned their way into having a PayPal account, only to have PayPal shut the account and confiscate the money when the con was discovered.

    It's always funny when you see a newly launched HYIP ponzi fraud which has managed to (temporarily) evade the terms of the PayPal User Agreement and see all the HYIP ponzi pimps on the "usual suspect" HYIP ponzi forums telling the newbies:

    "See, we have a PayPal account, so we must be legit"

    When, in reality, they should be saying:

    "We have a PayPal account - don't join because PayPal is going to close our accounts and confiscate your money"


    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

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    These e-mails are getting funnier. Do people ever respond? They must, or why would they keep doing it?

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    Flag of the FBI?
    I tell you emphatically that this is the END of those evil doers, we must Apprehend and prosecute them accordingly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gina View Post
    These e-mails are getting funnier. Do people ever respond? They must, or why would they keep doing it?
    This is one of the best sites to see the fun that can be had.

    Welcome to the 419 Eater

    But yeah people do respond and end up sending millions each year from some variation of what seems like a pretty silly ruse.
    "It's virtually impossible to violate rules ... but it's impossible for a violation to go undetected, certainly not for a considerable period of time." Bernie Madoff
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    Quote Originally Posted by littleroundman View Post


    Pyramid SCHEME = aka "endless chain recruiting scheme" = illegal

    Pyramid shaped BUSINESS STRUCTURE = legal

    Someone who makes video deliberately confusing the two = pimp looking to confuse potential victims
    10:48! The guy's mouth went dry because it was so full of sh...

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    I tell you emphatically that this is the END of those evil doers, we must Apprehend and prosecute them accordingly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gina View Post
    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

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    I'm not entirely sure this one is even serious. It was in my spam folder, but "Wednesday"? I think that was on purpose and this is a ruse.
    I tell you emphatically that this is the END of those evil doers, we must Apprehend and prosecute them accordingly.

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    I'm relieved to report this Easter Day, the State of Michigan shows its serious, cracking down on those who use religion as a pretext to scam:

    Man accused of using religion to pull off scam gets prison : News : UpperMichigansSource.com

    @ Gina thanks for the video; am at a loss for words except to thank you.

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    I've got bad news, but please allow me to review:
    We've shown Jeff Santti pitching Ponzi schemes, watched a video Jeff promotes featuring his old Amway Distributor Eleanor Maier; together they demonstrate known fake tests that show the snakeoil juice they sell gives the buyer powers to touch their toes. We've not only seen proof he is a scam artist but in his own words.

    And Eleanor, we've covered her Evangelism Explosion roots in which they extol the "Great Commission" (probably an inside sales joke as well) where Jesus told his Apostles (not scam artists) to spread the gospel. And by the way they'll plan the distribution of your estate for "free". And we saw a Church Newsletter where Eleanor and Estate planning are more than a little conspicuous... enter the new kid, same as the old kid...

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    Uhm.. what about Jeff Santti's scams we just witnessed?

    Occupying one whole page (14A) in the Mining Journal April 24, 2015, is a thank-you to the great volunteers who help terminally ill patients. I'm quite sure we are all grateful, SO grateful in fact, I'm calling Jeff Santti out. THERE IS NO WAY Jeff Santti is fit to be around terminally ill people because of the scamming we've seen.

    If you feel the same way and wish to help raise the red flag - and if investigators in Marquette are willing to look to see if Jeff has had "donations" from terminally ill people - not only could families be spared unimaginable grief but the good volunteers could be spared from false association.

    Jeff Santti is known for decades of scamming vulnerable people and discarding them after he gets his sustenance. And now that he's got the most vulnerable, we NEED action.

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    Another one. Mula Matrix. Enjoy.

    Mula Matrix
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    I especially dig this quote....

    "The freedom of no-one owning you (working for other people can really be a pain the ass)....."
    I tell you emphatically that this is the END of those evil doers, we must Apprehend and prosecute them accordingly.

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    Beef Jerky Direct!

    Sorry if this has been posted before somewhere, but it's an MLM FOR BEEF JERKY! I don't know about you, but I hardly ever buy beef jerky, but when I do, it's usually bought for someone else and purchased in a convenience store or something. I just can't get over that there's an MLM for beef jerky.


    www.jerkydirect.com - Your Online Wholesale Portal for Wholesale Jerky
    I tell you emphatically that this is the END of those evil doers, we must Apprehend and prosecute them accordingly.

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    Uh Oh, another one of those "All you have to do is pay $12 then find six friends.........

    who find six friends......

    who find six friends"


    6 who find 6 = 36

    36 who find 6 = 216

    216 who find 6 = 1296

    1296 who find 6 = 7776

    7776 who find 6 = 46,656


    And that's only five levels AND it's (trying to) sell overpriced beef jerky



    HILARIOUS, all right
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    Thank you, LRM....I'm dying. Can you imagine trying to sell this to your friends, or ANYONE? What on earth would you say without sounding insane?
    I tell you emphatically that this is the END of those evil doers, we must Apprehend and prosecute them accordingly.

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    I don't know what's it's like in the US, but here, every corner deli and service station has jerky near the till - most of them five or six flavours, as well AND way, way cheaper than the stuff this silly man is trying to flog.

    I predict a whole lot of v--e--e--r--y strange looks from the friends and relatives of anyone trying to become a millionaire selling beef jerky via MLM
    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by littleroundman View Post
    I don't know what's it's like in the US, but here, every corner deli and service station has jerky near the till - most of them five or six flavours, as well AND way, way cheaper than the stuff this silly man is trying to flog.

    I predict a whole lot of v--e--e--r--y strange looks from the friends and relatives of anyone trying to become a millionaire selling beef jerky via MLM
    I know, right? It's exactly that way in the US as well. It's so ridiculous I had to actually do a double take on it. I literally thought, did I just see that? And yes, yes I did.
    I tell you emphatically that this is the END of those evil doers, we must Apprehend and prosecute them accordingly.

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