I've seen the light on Crypto!!!


Today I'm going all in on Hater Coin, got my stake right here: lajojrnfkmdoijn1u23u94h9ufvn83h49biv9ge9bvd!!! They have an 8 day old website, a yellow paper, pictures of Superman, and they're blasting this NFT all the way up Uranus.


A lame April Fools post on my part, but how far from reality have I really strayed?




Quote Originally Posted by Matt Novak

Matt Lorion, a 17-year-old TikTok influencer known for promoting cryptocurrencies online, has released a new video apologizing for a Star Wars-themed scam he promoted.

Lorion claims in the video that he lost $10,000 of his own money in the scam, but that could not be verified independently on Thursday.

The website for the Mando cryptocurrency was registered a week ago today on March 25 and featured plenty of images from the hit Disney+ show “The Mandalorian”—images all used without permission, of course.

Lorion’s latest video is about a new cryptocurrency called Elongate, which he acknowledges that people think is yet another scam.

TikTok Teen Apologizes for Promoting 'Mando' Cryptocurrency


Quote Originally Posted by Omkar Godbole
“SpaceX is going to put a literal dogecoin on the literal moon,” Musk tweeted at around 10:25 UTC (6:25 a.m. ET) today. Musk’s tweet did not explain how this seemingly impossible feat would be accomplished, as by definition digital currencies have no physical structures and therefore aren’t literal anythings. Perhaps the tweet being sent on April Fool’s may have had something to do with it.

April Fool’s Day joke or not, the tweet by the noted DOGE whisperer sent the cryptocurrency bounding from roughly $0.053 to $0.070, according to data provider CoinGecko

DOGE Jumps After Tesla’s Musk Promises ‘Literal’ Moonshot