Thread: Neighbors from Hell!!!! Brigham Harden, Gayle Phillips-Harden, Zoe Gonzalez, 2015 Sandi Sachse Garland, TX

In our quiet little neighborhood with wonderful young families and delightful retired people there lurks those 1 in a million neighbors from hell right next door to me. When the lost in space mother, Gayle Phillips-Harden, threw out the 19 year old I had to drive her to her boyfriend's parents' apartment during the holidays.

Let's take a look at what this teenager who tormented my children for years is publishing online:

WREAK HAVOC.

Home · Ask something. · RSS · Theme

I'm Zoe. I'm 19, I sleep way too much, and have an iced tea addiction. I live with my boyfriend, Frankie, and I'm gonna be a mommy this September! I absolutely love vans, skulls, falloutboy, ellephants, sushi, tattoos, painting and drawing, and my doggie, Daisy. My current goals include: going back to school, working, being happy, and being the best girlfriend and mommy that I possibly can. I have no clue where life is taking me, and I'm fine with that.


Permalink · 53 · 2 hours ago

when you drive off pissed and leave your boyfriend stranded at his friends house all feelin like a badass and then feel bad and call him and tell him you’ll pick him up when he’s done hangin out.....


my grandma took me shopping today. ohmygod. i actually have bras that fit now. you have no idea how nice it feels.
Permalink · 2 weeks ago....

so we’re having to stay at my grandma’s. again. cause our apartments fucked us in the bootyhole. again. get to go talk some **** tomorrow on my day off and demand a new apartment that’s actually livable, and go through all my ruined ****. meanwhile i’m coughing so hard i think i’m gonna cough up the baby any second, and my doctor won’t fuckin call me back and tell me what my pregnant ass can take to get over this ****. i mean i’ve only called his office three times this week. nbd. oh an imma kill this new bitch at work. /endrant.
Permalink · 3 weeks ago

i’m craving chocolate chip cookies like a mothafucka, so i’m making frankie go to walmart with me.
Permalink · 3 weeks ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FRANKIE! GET HOME AND FEED YOUR PREGGO GIRLFRIEND! MEGHH!
Permalink · 1 month ago


i got someone to cover for me at work, went to war with medicaid AGAIN and won this time, BECAUSE I WILL NOT RESCHEDULE MY DOCTORS APPOINTMENT AGAIN, so I get to hear my baby’s heart beat tomorrow and im so flippin excited! and in two more weeks i’ll be half way through and be far enough along for a sonogram! aghhhh!
Permalink · 1 month ago



ya know what irks me?

people from my highschool. everytime i get on facebook i wonder why i didn’t delete all of them the day i graduated instead of just most of them. baiscly if i went into detail about all the ways they irritate me, i’d be here all night… but what recently has really pissed me off is their response to the kony 2012 stuff. people who last year thought invisible children was the ****, sported invisible children shirts, helped me with my invisible children fundraiser garage sale, cried their eyeballs out when i got invisible children to come and talk to them during chapel. how do they respond to this? they act like typical canyon creek students and follow the popular trend right now, which is to make fun of invisible children and kony 2012. all “kony hasn’t been in uganda since 2006 BLAH BLAH BLAH” and posting all those memes making fun of kony. you dumbasses. they fuckin told you that when they came and talked you. they told you how the LRA left uganda and has now spread to other countries. they even fuckin mention it in the ******* kony 2012 video, or was your tiny little brains not focusing well enough to catch that. all of you fuckin make me sick. you don’t even know what you believe or stand for. you’re pathetic. you only care about what’s cool right now, and what everyone thinks of you. you make me embarassed to even know you.
as for me, i’ll be staying true to what i’ve been taught, what i believe in, and what i stand for. because for me, that doesn’t change based on popular opinion. i’m gonna be covering the fuckin night, and reppin KONY 2012 like nobody’s business.
Permalink · 2 months ago

Permalink · 88 · 2 months ago




so my mom and i got on the topic of tattoos somehow, and i was talking about all the tattoos i eventually want. she got all “there’s very soon gonna come a point when you have had enough tattooed. you’re gonna be a mom soon…“

and how exactly does being tattooed affect my mothering skills? i could be tattooed from head to toe and still be the best fuckin mom there ever was. it’s not like i run out and spend all my money on tats anyways. both of my tattoos were presents. one of them was from HER. geez.
Permalink · 2 months ago.....
my day:

woke up.
ate a bagel cause i was hungry as ****.
rushed off lookin like doodoo to hang out with kennedy.
my sister caught me as i was running out and begged to go with me.
went to a pizza place.
kennedy bought me pizza… cause i was still hungry.
got a call saying i had an interview at cheddars in an hour.
rushed home like i have never rushed before and ditched the sister.
took the quickest shower ever.
went to the shortest interview ever, and i now have a job as a hostess and i start on monday!
and now im on tumblr and eating some salad…. cause i’m still hungry.
Permalink · 2 months ago....

everytime i take a nap, i wake up and my boyfriend has drawn my name all grafitti-ish… and i take a lot of naps… and they all look badass. i’ll post some eventually.
Permalink · 2 months ago...

Livin at you grandmas for a week with your bf because your shitty ass ghetto apartment is covered in mold and falling apart and the apartment complex can’t get off their ass and fix your ****. Remind me why I pay rent for an apartment I can’t even live in?… At least I finally have wifi
Permalink · 2 months ago...

Frankie says I should go make him pizza rolls so he can keep watching the game… NIGGAH PLEEZ betta go make ME some damn pizza rolls!
Permalink · 2 months ago...

dear mom and grandma,
my being preggo does NOT mean that it’s ok to share sex secrets. cjnhskjgn. ew.
Permalink · 2 months ago...



it’s nice to know the people you have loved for nineteen years will betray you like it’s nothing. i was kicked out, told i was a disgusting whore, and now she won’t talk to me and is telling EVERYONE lies about me, and now i’m living with my boyfriend. so that’s been my life this week.
Permalink · 6 months ago....

typical conversation between me and my best friend:

• me: i'm ******* hungry. feed me, seymour!
• her: butts.
• me: nigga, i dont want butts! i want food!

Permalink · 6 months ago

Originally Posted by Soapboxmom

Permalink · 88 · 2 months ago (2012)

Livin at you grandmas for a week with your bf because your shitty ass ghetto apartment is covered in mold and falling apart and the apartment complex can’t get off their ass and fix your ****. Remind me why I pay rent for an apartment I can’t even live in?… At least I finally have wifi
Permalink · 2 months ago...

Frankie says I should go make him pizza rolls so he can keep watching the game… NIGGAH PLEEZ betta go make ME some damn pizza rolls!
Permalink · 2 months ago...

dear mom and grandma,
my being preggo does NOT mean that it’s ok to share sex secrets. cjnhskjgn. ew.
Permalink · 2 months ago...



it’s nice to know the people you have loved for nineteen years will betray you like it’s nothing. i was kicked out, told i was a disgusting whore, and now she (Gayle Phillips Harden) won’t talk to me and is telling EVERYONE lies about me, and now i’m living with my boyfriend. so that’s been my life this week.
Permalink · 6 months ago....

Marriage of Brigham O. Harden

Details

Name	Brigham O. Harden
Birth Year (approx.)	1971
Gender	Male
Age	24

Spouse

Name	Gayle A. Phillips
Birth Year (approx.)	1969
Gender	Female
Age	26

Marriage Date

Marriage Date

September 23, 1995

Marriage Details

State	Texas
County	Dallas County
Country	United States

Record Citation

Texas Department of State Health Services Texas Marriage Index, 1966-2011. Record count: 7,252,652. Texas Department of State Health Services. VSU - Marriage Index.

File Number: 141472

Zoe Harden Age 23 More Info on Zoe Harden Check for Email Address Google
305 Cole ST
Garland, TX 75040 - See more at: Zoe Harden Phone and Address | Zabasearch.com Free People Search - Page 0

Zoe Harden
Age 23 Get the Dirt Check for Email Address Is This You? Claim Your TrueRep Profile!
Suncrest DR
Garland, TX 75044
- See more at: Zoe Harden Phone and Address | Zabasearch.com Free People Search - Page 0

What was it that Gayle called her daughter??? Gayle was married in 1995. You do the math.

Gayle is going bananas again. She has her dogs out barking all hours of the night and is honking her horn as well knowing that she is waking up our family and many elderly neighbors who were friends of her parents. Gayle's mother owns the home and is being humiliated in front of her friends by her daughter Gayle, who judging by the posts about Gayle by her own daughter Zoe, has been spiraling out of control for some time. Now, Gayle and Brigham are nothing but shameless moochers sponging off of her parents and creating horrific problems for them. When will the home owner address the antics of her moochers?

a new phone, a new mac book charger, and dinner with my boy friend. it was a good day.
Permalink · 2 · 6 months ago...

shoving **** in random places and throwing almost everything away so your mom will think you cleaned.
Permalink · 7 months ago...

i absolutely cannot stand people babying me. i hate it. i’m not your ******* baby. i’m nineteen years old and i want more than anything to be independent, to do things for myself, but you wont let me. you manipulate every situation so that i have to be dependant on you and then you get to dictate my life.
Permalink · 7 months ago.....

when i come home an hour after curfew:

• mom: *mindless ranting* i mean what the hell, zoe?!
• me: i know. i'm sorry.
• mom: don't pull that **** ever again!
• me: i won't. i'm sorry.
• mom: k....... well... you want a muffin?
• me: uhh... yeah.

Permalink · 1 · 7 months ago...


RANT:

i ******* hate my old school. forreal. **** canyon creek. they beg me and my mom to come help with the homecoming banners and crap. i take time out of my day, go up there to ******* help them. walk in the door. and i get “you can’t come in here dressed like that! those shorts are completely inappropriate. does your mother know you walk around in shorts like that? you’ll have to go home and change, and come back and help.” #1. **** you. #2. my mom picked these shorts out for me, bitch. #3. **** you. so my mom comes out and is like “i really need you to go home and change. i need your help.” and i’m like “no! this is bullshit! i’m ******* helping them, and they’re gonna talk to me like that?!” and the lady is sittin there like all smirkin at me. so i had to go ******* change and come back. so me and my mom are making copies in the office and i’m like “this is the last time. i’m never doing this again. don’t ever ask me to help this ******* school again. they can kiss my ass.” and she’s like “you’re only hurting yourself, zoe.” i’m like “how the hell am i only hurting myself? i don’t wanna be here. i don’t like anyone here. i would prefer to never come here again. i was nice enough to come up here and help them and they’re gonna talk to me like that? hell no.” and she was like “well, i guess you’re right.” duh.
Permalink · 7 months ago.....

the scariest **** just happened. me and my mama were watching a scary movie, and then it was over and she went to bed and i was just chillin on my mac in the dark layin on the couch with my head by the window. something. knocked. on. the. window. i shot off that couch so fast. i was like “MAAAMAAAAAA!” and i made her go look, and nothing was there, but my dad is out of town and im scared. so i’m sleeping with my dad’s pocket knife under my pillow haha
Permalink · 7 months ago....

mom: if you don’t do this we won’t help you in any way when you move out, and you won’t be able to support yourself working part-time, so you’ll be living at home.
me: that’s cool. i’ll just quit school, and work full-time. i’m not living here.
mom: oh… well… uh…
Permalink · 8 months ago.....

oh my god. tonight was like asshole night at work. everybody was mean. everybody made huge messes and just left their **** all over the tables. nobody controlled their kids and let them make huge ******* messes. i had a nine year old go off for like ten minutes telling me “how frickin stupid” i am. my manager made me work late. it was just awful. i’m tired. i’m pissed. i’m in pain. i’m going to bed.
Permalink · 8 months ago...

i just wanna curl up in a ball and sleep. but no. i gotta go serve ******* tacos. megh.
Permalink · 8 months ago....

i swear to god. if this creepy ass guy does not quit texting me, i’m changing my number. none of his texts even make sense. god. go away.
Permalink · 8 months ago

I thought you were going to tell us holbrook, darnell, or weinzerrlfnmnsjkbgirj moved in next door.

i swear to god. if this creepy ass guy does not quit texting me, i’m changing my number. none of his texts even make sense. god. go away.

That's what's wrong with society today.

Even the stalkers have no taste.

Originally Posted by littleroundman

That's what's wrong with society today.

Even the stalkers have no taste.

And also how lazy youth is.....change the number already.

This compulsive use of profane language is a medical condition SBM. I think it is called labalalia but I am not sure. It is something like that.

It is recognized as a psychosis. If your neighbour does not control herself, she could be carted off to spend a long time in a psychiatric hospital.

Originally Posted by path2prosperity

This compulsive use of profane language is a medical condition SBM. I think it is called labalalia but I am not sure. It is something like that.

It is recognized as a psychosis. If your neighbour does not control herself, she could be carted off to spend a long time in a psychiatric hospital.

Involuntary swearing or involuntary use of obscenities is known as "coprolalia"

Originally Posted by littleroundman

Involuntary swearing or involuntary use of obscenities is known as "coprolalia"

Thanks for that info LRM. I had read about something very different about obscene language usage but it was definately a psychpatholical condition which was not the sort of information which a lay person could grasp easily, so I can't bring any to mind.

What I can remember is that there have been cases of people sectioned under a mental health act for some sort sort of anti social behaviour involving obscene language. It must be very distressing for people like SBM and her children who are witnessing this condition in this young woman.

Originally Posted by path2prosperity

This compulsive use of profane language is a medical condition SBM. I think it is called labalalia but I am not sure. It is something like that.

It is recognized as a psychosis. If your neighbour does not control herself, she could be carted off to spend a long time in a psychiatric hospital.

Won't happen in this country. She'll just be considered as 'having an attitude'.

Hi Soapboxmom, just got back from dropping the youngest man off (oldest,20, is a Combat Medic in Afghanistan), at Abilene Christian. Sounds like a bad case of parenting to me. I know what kind of shorts she's talking about (they're the kind that should have come with a tag that says "come in, open for business" Could be one of the reasons she's pregnant. If her mother picked them out for her, and also took her to get a tat, then shame on her! I don't know who to feel bad for, the mom or the daughter. Thank God my 16-yr. old daughter (beautiful,active in soccer,A student in all AP classes) realizes the choices you make early in life will affect you for the rest of it! It wasn't easy being poor and a mother and father to my children, and it wasn't easy for them also. Could it be the fact they didn't have the things they see their peers with and want to get them on their own? Who knows? Anyway, I feel very fortunate and blessed to have the kids I do. Well, time to take the rental back and walk to work.

She is a freight train headed for complete crash, taking an innocent baby with her. So sad those are the ones who have the children when so many good people who would make great parents cannot even have a child.

She is a prime example of the continuing generations who sap all the federal monies from those who really need it. The generations who have learned the system and thrive off it to have time to for sex and babies.

Another recent post from our charming neighbor. This sordid saga all started several years after we bought our quaint little colonial two story home in this then wonderfully quiet neighborhood. Gayle Phillips-Harden got the house for free when our beloved next door neighbor died and left the house to his daughter. She allowed her daughter Gayle and her husband Brigham to move in, but has retained ownership of the home and I bet is paying all the property tax etc. Gayle and Brigham are the parents of that charming now 19 year old Zoe who is posting all this sickening garbage. There are two younger children. Their son is exactly the same age as mine. He is 8 years younger than Zoe. The other daughter is 10 years younger.

Brigham works as an auto mechanic and works very long hours. Gayle has never worked and spends much of her days apparently sleeping as she is up at all hours of the night honking her car's horn and hanging out on her back driveway waking up my family and the other unfortunate neighbors. Gayle decides, in what is sheer insanity, that no parent on the block can watch her children. My son wasn't allowed to play with his friend unless Zoe and the other child came along. Gayle insisted that the boy didn't behave so Zoe had to watch him.

Well, I have an education degree. I prepared for a teaching career, so caring for children is what I am trained to do expertly. Gayle would not budge. The kids were never allowed in their home and were forced to play in their garage and on the back driveway, which I did not approve of as they had access to countless tools and chemicals. They would play inside our house and Zoe would lock herself in my daughter's bedroom. Zoe wanted to get on the computer and go to sites that none of us allowed our children to use. I would have to supervise her. When she couldn't get on the forbidden sites she would proceed to harass, humiliate and harangue the boys. I would put a stop to that and get a snotty answer. I told her flat out the boys could play without her interfering in my home. She would rant about how I couldn't talk to her mother because she was asleep and could never be disturbed. The few times I cornered Gayle, she insisted the boy misbehaved and had to be watched. I told her that was ridiculous. Zoe was spending her time telling my daughter who is 4 years younger than her how she hated her mother, wanted to date and wanted to drive. She told my daughter what a @#$$% bitch Gayle was. I did not want Zoe in my home or near my children, but I had to put up with that juvenile delinquent so that my son and his best friend could play. The only one who was misbehaving was Zoe, and I told her mother Gayle that point blank.

Zoe teased and tormented other neighborhood children and because of her pulling that one family on our street has forbidden their son to play with my son. Gayle and Brigham go around the neighborhood telling the other kids how bad they are and what brats they are and accuse the other parents of not disciplining their kids and making sure they do the right hings. Where were they when Zoe was terrorizing the younger kids in the neighborhood at age 15-16 mind you????

The whole thing blew apart when after years of humiliating and tormenting the boys Zoe pushed it too far. She had routinely forced them to dress as girls and wear make-up or she threatened them that they could not play together. Well, one fine day she cornered my son and told him he and the boy could only play if they let her paint their nails. My son told her off. Gayle raised hell about how he had used a bad word and now the son is not allowed to play with any kids in the neighborhood. If he did at this point I can't blame him. Zoe is completely foulmouthed and dishonest. Gayle and Brigham came over all bent out of shape about my son's alleged bad word. Their son was covered head to foot in bright pink nail polish and I said I would not under any circumstances allow that sick girl to humiliate my son. Those neanderthals agreed that Zoe was right to do it and had to do it to punish her brother. They denied that the sick girl wanted to paint my son's nails as well.

I had an answer for that I didn't give them. Remember Ted Bundy and Ed Gein??? The boy next door went to a huge birthday party the next day covered in bright pink nail polish and was totally humiliated. That is when I gave up and we kept the kids apart. Gayle continued to honk and make racket at all hours of the night. Zoe and her friends tee-peed our house and threw hundreds of beans in our yard that took weeks of digging them out by hand to remove. They continually pitch their trash over the fence into our yard. My son has serious medical issues and now spends many nights camped out in our room because Gayle habitually honks and pulls her antics in the back driveway and wakes him up.

When Gayle threw Zoe out during the holidays, I had to drive her over to lover boy's. I certainly couldn't have her here filling my daughters ears with her meltdowns. And, now these brilliant parents have Zoe off living with her boyfriend pregnant. And, lover boy is unemployed, 26 and already has a 4 year old illegitimate daughter. I suppose he needed another girlfriend on welfare to mooch off of.

With my luck, Zoe and her boyfriend will get the free house next door next.

Just so you know, Heather Dobrott, you aren't the only one on here who can post this filth. Ever heard the term,"fight fire with fire?" Because I happen to know for a fact, that your daughter and son are no Angels. You have taught them to become sneaky, manipulative, lying, compulsive little rats, such as their "loving christian mommy!" You make me laugh. This is garbage. Plain and simple.

Thank you all for the comments. It is infuriating that the taxpayers out working honest jobs have to support these juvenile delinquents. We are creating legions of uneducated buffoons who will spawn yet another welfare generation. I believe all babies should be DNA profiled and the parents forced to pay back benefits received. If parents really were held responsible it wouldn't be so cute to get pregnant as a rebellious youngsters.

And, it is tragic this has to be made public, but these neighbors will not stop the all night honking and trashing of our yard and need to be exposed. And, yes it is high time the taxpayers get some relief from having to fund these adventures. God help that poor child who is going to be raised by a mere child herself.

my mom is flippin out cause this basket of dirty clothes showed up out of nowhere and nobody knows where it came from, and for some reason that pisses her off. so she’s making us sit at the kitchen table until somebody “confesses” to putting it there. tumblr time.

...

my mom calls me and is like “ohmygod zoe! where the hell are you?! it’s almost twelve thirty! I cannot believe you think it’s ok to stay out this late and not even call! *insert rest of pointless rant*”me: “mom, i’m sitting on the couch. i’ve been here since like elleven.”my mom: “oh… well come do the litter box.” *hangsup*

i’m currently in the process of packing up all my crap so i’ll be ready to move out. i have made countless trips to goodwill and thrown away ungodly amounts of crap and it STILL looks like i haven’t done a thing, and i’m running out of boxes. ugh! i’m so frustrated! i’m seriously tempted to just set fire to the rest of this ****.

PERMALINK · 9 MONTHS AGO....

i’m supposed to be leaving to pick my siblings up from school… but i’m procrastinating cause i just really am not ready for them to come home yet.

PERMALINK · 9 MONTHS AGO...

"I’M TRYING MY VERY HARDEST TOO BE GOOD, YOU ASSHOLE!"

MY EIGHT YEAR OLD SISTER

PERMALINK · 9 MONTHS AGO

when you mom goes “why are you so lame? it’s friday night. go do something!” and then you just go get on tumblr.

PERMALINK · 9 MONTHS AGO....


oops my mom is mad at me… again. it’s becoming part of my daily routine.

PERMALINK · 9 MONTHS AGO.....

seriously. don’t **** with me and my concerts. it will get scary.
but anywaysss… going to see patrick stump tonight… hopefully…

PERMALINK · 9 MONTHS AGO......

today my mom was like “i can’t wait till you have kids! i’m giving you eight years from today to produce me a grandchild.” i’m like i don’t even want to think about having kids right now. i’m desperately trying to move out so i don’t have to put up with yours.

PERMALINK · 9 MONTHS AGO.....

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL = FAIL

so i got up super early, took my siblings to school for my mom like a good kid, then i headed to my math class. my teacher never showed up. so i had like forty-five minutes to kill and i needed gas so i decided to go get gas. on the way to get gas i noticed that my favorite place to go graffiti on adventures has been completely painted over. so i’m all pissy and i head to my psychology class. well i get there in plenty of time but i can’t find a parking spot. then i finally find one way out in jesus-ville, but by the time i walk im like way late to class, so i decide to go get my textbooks. i forgot to bring the credit-card. so then i meet up with my friend and try to get my student id (meanwhile i’m trying to hide because like 4827465892746 people from my old school go there) well i didnt have my id number. and then i look and i’m late for english, so i was like **** it, and i went to eat lunch with my friend and we ate mcdonalds and now my stomach hurts. so hopefully tomorrow will be more successful.

PERMALINK · 9 MONTHS AGO....

i don’t feel good, and i’m pissy, and i just remembered that my classes start tomorrow at 8:30 in the frickin morning. but i remembered i hadn’t done anything ~artsy in a while, so i worked in my friends seriously late birthday art book i’m supposed to be making her and it made feel a little bit better. so now i’m gonna go try and be productive and get some **** done and maybe dye my hair. k bye.

PERMALINK · 9 MONTHS AGO....

IM GOING TO LOOK AT APARTMENTS TOMORROW!

PERMALINK · 9 MONTHS AGO....

i finally got my nose ring out! time to go nose ring shoppingggg!

PERMALINK · 9 MONTHS AGO...

went and looked at apartments tonight with my mom and i have a job interview tomorrow. if everything goes well i might actually be able to do this! *fingerscrossed*

PERMALINK · 10 MONTHS AGO

The poor deluded girl thought she could work at Taco Cabana (fast food joint) and afford her own place while attending junior college. All those years in a private Christian school left her in such bad shpae academically she had to enroll in remedial math. Christian school did do wonders for her in so many respects.

Did her parents ever use the wordwith this unruly child???

I'm seriously surprised she hasn't murdered her mother judging from the stuff she's posted.

when you’re parents’ creepy friend likes a status you posted like a month ago and it’s obvious he just totally creeped on your facebook.

PERMALINK · 10 MONTHS AGO....

my little sister just found two tacks in her underwear and swears she doesn’t know how they got there.

PERMALINK · 10 MONTHS AGO...

my tattoo is oozing black stuff. it’s real lovely.

PERMALINK · 10 MONTHS AGO.....

i seriously think my dad has gone insane. the other day he was telling me that God is somewhat of a hypocrite for telling people to not have sex before marriage because He had sex with Mary to make Jesus. i was just like no, dad. no. and today he informed me which of my guy friends he would choose to give me away to if he got to do an arranged marriage for me. just. no. no. no.

PERMALINK · 11 MONTHS AGO.....

my dad: ask me if i care.my brother: do you care?
my dad: no. go away.

PERMALINK · 11 MONTHS AGO

my mom made me watch this movie called teeth with her about this girl with teeth in her vagina… she’s like “it’s hillarious. you have to watch it!” no. that was the weirdest and most awkward movie ever. the whole time i’m like:and my mom’s just sittin over there like:

WTF.

PERMALINK · 11 MONTHS AGO....

PERMALINK · 11 MONTHS AGO

PERMALINK · 11 MONTHS AGO

PERMALINK · 19883 · 11 MONTHS AGO

REBLOG IF YOU’RE A NOBODY ON TUMBLR BUT YOU’RE STILL VERY PROUD OF YOUR BLOG.

my nose is officially pierced and in pain.so… i’m gonna attempt to die my hair with koolaid, because it’s getting to expensive to keep my hair as red as i want it (AKA i’m cheap). i hope it turns out ok…

PERMALINK · 11 MONTHS AGO....

I just got lost in downtown Dallas with my little sister. We survived.

PERMALINK · 11 MONTHS AGO.....

i’m in pain. and angry. and sad. and angry.

PERMALINK · 11 MONTHS AGO.....

i want NEED to be independent. someone please hire me, so i can get the hell outta here.

PERMALINK · 11 MONTHS AGO.....

last night i had a dream that i was a witch. i woke up very disappointed.

PERMALINK · 11 MONTHS AGO...

well i got all my stuff done, and graduated. it feels weird. i didn’t cry. i thought i would. i think i was too stressed to be sad. it’ll probably hit me later. i’m happy to be done with that school, but i’m gonna miss my class and miss seeing my friends everyday. now i need a job, so i can get an apartment, cause i’m ready to be outta here.

PERMALINK · 1 YEAR AGO...

today was really weird. basically i slept in my car till lunch time, met up with my friends, went to lunch, sat in my friends car for about an hour and talked and cried, and then we went to the park and played in the rain. i’m just so confused and overwhelmed right now, but it’s nice to know i’m not the only one.

PERMALINK · 1 · 1 YEAR AGO.....

RANT:

1) i’m sick and tired of everyone arguing and bitching about trivial things that don’t matter2) i’m tired of fake people3) i’m tired of seeing people be unnecessarily mean4) tired of people try to tell me what to do5) tired of my parents holding me back and not giving me a chance to grow. tired of them not let me be me and do what i feel i need to do. tired of them not trusting me to know what God wants for me. at some point you’re gonna have to let me go and be the independent person i’m meant to be.6) tired of the class, that is supposed to be leading the school, setting horrible examples and refusing to come together and be a senior classand most importantly7) don’t try to define me or tell me who i am. i’m my own person, and i know exactly who i am. i do what i want, and i don’t care if you like it or if you are to close minded to understand that.
people are fixin to unleash bitchzilla, and they aren’t gonna like it.…ok, i’m done.

PERMALINK · 1 YEAR AGO...
MY MOM AND GRANDMA’S CONVERSATION ABOUT ME NOT HAVING A DATE TO JR/SR:

(jsyk my grandma is pretty racist and my mom is a smartass)my grandma: why doesn’t zoe have a boyfriend?my mom: i don’t know. i don’t think she really cares about having one.my grandma: are you sure she even likes boys?
my mom: oh yeah. she definitely like boys. well…black ones.my grandma: ….. oh my god. *flips out*PERMALINK

· 1 YEAR AGO.....

i’m so completely confused about life right now. i had it all planned out. i was gonna go to UNT for art, get some artsy job, and be happy… and then God is like *BAM* and i realize that life is about so much more than that. i don’t know what i’m doing anymore. right now i’m ready to say screw it and run off and live in a van and be a invisible children roadie… all i know is that i don’t want a boring wasted life. i want to do something and make a difference. so i’m totally lost, confused, and scared, and it would be really nice if God let me know where the heck He plans on taking me!

PERMALINK · 1 YEAR AGO....

these are my awesome parents!my dad is pretty cool. he’s big, hairy, tattooed, and wears alot of kiss shirts. he’s a mechanic, and works really hard. he has a pretty rough past and didn’t come from a really good family. i really love that he didn’t let any of that hold him back. we used to have a pretty crappy relationship, but lately we’ve gotten alot closer, and that makes me really happy. i love him alot!my mom is crazy! i love her so much! she’s fun, hilarious, really good at telling stories, and makes really yummy food. i get my love for art from her. she’s amazing at pottery. we think a lot alike, and i could tell her anything. she had me when she was kinda young, and i was an accident baby. she seriously considered giving me up for adoption, because she thought she wouldn’t be able to be a good enough mom, and i’m really glad she didn’t. she always tries really super hard, and she’s amazing!they love going to karaoke with their biker friends, and going to toby kieth concerts. they say when they retire they’re gonna buy motorcycles and join bikers against child abuse. yeah, they’re cool.

PERMALINK · 1 YEAR AGO....



this dude. he’s my cousin, jacob, and we grew up together. we used to think we were going to get married, until our mean great-grandma teresa told us it was illegal for cousins to get married and made us cry.

PERMALINK · 2 · 1 YEAR AGO

DAY 01- INTRODUCE YOURSELF

hello there! i’m zoe. i’m 18 years young, and i’m from texas. i’m a christian. i’m addicted to unsweetened iced tea. i love love love art, especially painting. i love people, but i have a very low tolerance for stupidity and bs. i’ve been told i’m brutally honest… i sleep all the time, i’m pretty lazy, i forget everything, i’m super clumsy, and i’m pretty much insane.
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MY PARENTS THINK THEY CAN LEAVE FIREWORKS AND SPRAY PAINT LAYING AROUND AND EXPECT ME TO NOT GET IN TROUBLE…


PITY PARTY TIME!

stressed out, have a bunch of work to do, my siblings won’t leave me alone and keep crying for no reason, the phone wont stop ringing and apparently i’ve been made designated phone answerer, my mom’s gone psycho, and i’m in pain.

PERMALINK · 1 YEAR AGO....

well, my mom is insisting on taking me to the ER cause I’m having chest pains, but she’s making me do my homework and email it to my teachers first… like that makes sense…

PERMALINK

·

5

· 1 YEAR AGO

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME SHE CAN’T WAIT FOR ME TO HAVE BABIES.

the lady needs to quit watchin teen mom.

PERMALINK · 1 YEAR AGO....
I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM LAST NIGHT…

i was dreaming that i was trying to sleep and these demons were tormenting me and i couldn’t sleep. they were making my little brothers toys come to life and chase me. they were making my dog talk and say creepy stuff. they were doing all this creepy crap, but what i found to be the weirdest part was that i wasn’t scared at all in my dream, and that’s some scary stuff, i would think that i would be pretty much flipping out, but i wasn’t. i was just seriously pissed off, so i finally yelled something like “you’re seriously pissing me off and in the name of Jesus Christ leave me alone so i can sleep!” and then they went away and then i started dreaming something else. my subconscious is really weird.

PERMALINK · 1 YEAR AGO...

NO. MOM, I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT COLLEGE. GO AWAY.

PERMALINK · 1 YEAR AGO

I’M NOT PISSY. I’M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYONE’S BS.

PERMALINK · 1 YEAR AGO.....

It just continues to go downhill. This explains why I did not want Zoe around my much younger children. And, I am shocked the girl didn't completely postal on her mother.

......WOW!!!!! I thought I had problems! You could always move to our quiet little neck of the woods, the Houston area, the left armpit of the Gulf. Or you could try the right armpit, New Orleans. At least they have a cure for what is ailing you. It's called BOURBON STREET! Bottoms Up!

my subconscious is really weird.

ya THINK ???

Personally, I'm more apt to think the subconscious is merely a reflection of the conscious.

FYI, Coprolalia is one of the subsets of Tourette Syndrome. It is a somewhat rare affliction... Tourette syndrome - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

RANT:

so apparently i’m in trouble for “skipping” the cheerleading coaches baby shower to go to our soccer game for which i am water girl.
number 1: i am not a chearleader
number 2: who has a mandatory baby shower for themself anways?!?
number 3: you aren’t my mom
number 4: if i don’t wanna go. i’m not going.
number 5: i’m sick and tired of you, so just shut up, and get off my nuts, lady.
then end.
Permalink · 1 year ago...

10 secrets:

1) my middle name is amelia
2) my favorite color is yellow
3) i have an addiction to unsweet iced tea
4) i have two last names
5) i have a cyst in my eyebrow. i’ve had it since i was born. i’m supposed to get it removed, but i’m scared to.
6) i can only cross one eye
7) i actually like babyfood bananas. everybody thinks i’m gross.
8) i’m in love with gabe saporta
9) me and mary are getting tattoos the last day of school
10) these aren’t really secrets, but whatever. it’s all i could think of.
Permalink · 1 year ago.....

i am crampin like a mother. just thought you’d like to know.

Permalink · 1 year ago....

ughhh… so i can’t sleep. i’m tired, and pissy, and have had a terrible day, and i’m crying for know reason. hopefully i’m just pmsing and not actually insane.
Permalink · 1 year ago....

“Merry frickin Christmas, Yall”

so i’m going to be hiding for the next couple of hours because my grandma’s crazy family is over and i’m not very good at pretending to be friendly…
Permalink · 1 year ago....

well it looks like i’m grounded for two weeks for borrowing my mom’s phone charger. awesome.

Permalink · 1 year ago.....

my cousin who i grew up with randomly called me today. he told me all about his crazy drunk adventures, how he’s living on his own and working three jobs to make it, his new tattoos and piercings, and all the other crazy things he’s got going on. he’s changed so much from the good little kid i grew up with. i feel bad for him, and i really miss the old kid. i truly believe his life would be alot better if he hadn’t been forced to grow up too soon. i used to be so angry at my parents for making me repeat a grade, because i thought i wanted to be on my own as soon as possible. now, i realize i’m really blessed for the extra time i have to just enjoy being young.
Permalink · 1 year ago....

i get to ride in a car for five hours tomorrow with my little siblings, who will most likely be fighting, and my grandparents, who will also probably be fighting. yay.

Permalink · 1 year ago

i had this horrible dream last night. my grandparents sold my car cause i failed english, so i had to ride my bike all over town, and my friends all started ignoring me. it was awful. they’d see me walk up, and they’d quickly try to act like they were in the middle of a conversation and turn their backs to me, or they would just stare at me. finally i got pissed, yelled at them, rode my bike back home, and cried.
Permalink · 1 year ago...



#23: A picture of you when you were a different person than you are now
this was last year. i was miserbale, mean, and obnoxious. i’m a different person now. i’m definitely not perfect and i still need some work, but i’m so glad i’m not the junior year zoe anymore.....


oh my god, you guys. i’m graduating this year. people are goin expect me to act like a grown up!! what the heck am i gonna do?! zoe is scared.
Permalink · 1 year ago.....

18: A picture of a time in your life that’s over, but you wish it wasn’t.
#19: A picture of a time in your life that’s over, and you couldn’t be more thankful that it is. the same picture applies for both. i miss being friends, but i definitely don’t miss who i was when we were friends....


saturday detention = tumblr

Permalink · 1 year ago....



#10: A picture you might have edited to make yourself more attractive


i just cleaned my kitchen cause it was getting disgusting. i seriously think that was one of the nastiest things i have ever seen. it was literally crusty. i feel gross now. :(
Permalink · 1 year ago....

my mom somehow found my tumblr, and looked through it. she was like “it was so interesting to see things from your point of view, and see how your brain works, and what you find interesting.” i feel so violated. :(
Permalink · 1 year ago

That is our beautiful hand stained fence and exactly the spot from which the trash is pitched over into our yard. And, if she was upset about her mommy reading the page imagine how her current and potential future employers will view this sick garbage.

Originally Posted by Soapboxmom

That is our beautiful hand stained fence and exactly the spot from which the trash is pitched over into our yard. And, if she was upset about her mommy reading the page imagine how her current and potential future employers will view this sick garbage.

Since she admittedly wasn't a cheerleader, what makes her think she was even invited to the shower?