I once lived directly across the street from a 6'3" 300 lbs cross eyed drunk who made his rounds in the neighborhood asking if he could mow lawns for $20 a pop.

That wasn't the bad stuff......

What made it difficult to live near this guy was that he had a girlfriend that he just couldn't get along with, so late at night - midnight, 1, 2, 3 AM, this guy is out in the street screaming and yelling curses back and forth with his girlfriend, who for whatever reason never left him.....breaking bottles in the street, slamming his truck doors again and again...just making himself into a complete ass.


The worsed part of all?

He lived with his aging mother (my guess was 70's) but refused to mow HER lawn!!! Several times, I caught her out there pushing a push mower around the yard because her good for nothing son didn't have the decency to take care of his own mother, even though he had to have been in his advanced 40's.


Asshole - and definitely in the running for the "Neighbor From Hell" award.