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Thread: Merry Christmas From The TSA!

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    Merry Christmas From The TSA!


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    Is it true that some shall we say, "beauty challenged" people are reported to have been making multiple daily visits to US airports in the hope they are chosen to be manhandled ????
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    Quote Originally Posted by littleroundman View Post
    Is it true that some shall we say, "beauty challenged" people are reported to have been making multiple daily visits to US airports in the hope they are chosen to be manhandled ????
    Well, I guess that would be one way to get a cheap thrill. lol I am just glad they quit groping pilots and cabin crews. (huge fuss was made about that and it just stopped) Now I can visit the food courts without the foreplay. Meanwhile the TSA continues to molest small children, nuns, the elderly and the disabled. I can say that the "pat downs" were much more intimate than any pat down I have ever seen a police officer perform on anyone in my life. I don't even get treated like that by my wife when I get home from an overnight. lmao They stick their hands down your waistband pretty far, rub your butt and inside of your legs all the way to the "top" and grope, I mean grope your Daddy parts while holding onto your hips. And they take their time about it. I got one up in SFO just because I wanted to go eat some Chinese food. I was not a happy camper.
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    Re: Merry Christmas From The TSA!

    Tis beyond hilarious! I put it on my Facebook page immediately. Thanks, ALA!!!

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    Re: Merry Christmas From The TSA!

    Quote Originally Posted by Soapboxmom View Post
    Tis beyond hilarious! I put it on my Facebook page immediately. Thanks, ALA!!!

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    Another pilot buddy sent it to me this afternoon and I laughed so hard, I cried. lol I've sent it to like a dozen friends so far. Too bad it can't be played at all airports this Christmas.
    Last edited by A Life Aloft; 12-24-2010 at 12:29 AM.

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    I wonder how people in the 70's and the 80's would of felt about getting groped to fly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theophilus View Post
    I wonder how people in the 70's and the 80's would of felt about getting groped to fly.
    We have become sheep obeying whatever ridiculous dictates that the government has foisted upon us. Security at airports is nothing but a fraud, worthless and theater.

    Check this out:

    Sacramento-area pilot punished for YouTube video | News10.net | Sacramento, California | Local News

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    Re: Merry Christmas From The TSA!

    Quote Originally Posted by A Life Aloft View Post
    We have become sheep obeying whatever ridiculous dictates that the government has foisted upon us. Security at airports is nothing but a fraud, worthless and theater.

    Check this out:

    Sacramento-area pilot punished for YouTube video | News10.net | Sacramento, California | Local News
    It is reasons like this that I just cannot vote democrat all the time. When the government gets involved to make things "better" they always seen to get worse.

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    IM(very)HO, anyone who thinks a politician of ANY persuasion is capable of fixing ANYTHING is bound to be disappointed.

    I disagree slightly with ALAs statement that we've become like sheep.

    Even a sheep wouldn't go back and ask for more punishment every few years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by littleroundman View Post
    IM(very)HO, anyone who thinks a politician of ANY persuasion is capable of fixing ANYTHING is bound to be disappointed.

    I disagree slightly with ALAs statement that we've become like sheep.

    Even a sheep wouldn't go back and ask for more punishment every few years.
    Outstanding post. Damn politicians, always fixing things were things don't need fixing.
    They hurt us, and hurt us a a lot.
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    Re: Merry Christmas From The TSA!

    New TSA logos for 2011:

    Can't see London, Can't see France, unless we see your underpants

    Grope discounts available

    If we did our job any better we would have to buy you dinner first

    Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady

    Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy

    Wanna fly? Drop your fly

    We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

    We are now free to move about your pants

    We rub you the wrong way so you can be on your way

    It's not a grope it is a freedom pat

    When in doubt, we make you whip it out

    TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

    You were a Virgin

    We handle more packages that USPS, UPS and FedEx

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