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The Fundraising Advantage from Advantage Conferences was one of the most hilarious ventures he undertook. Tim Darnell wrote more about it in his flop Slay Your Giant. As one can see the Dallas BBB and I are still here most decidedly unslain!
Both his scheme to sell churches the $10,000.00 conferences and split the $7,000.00 commision between the rep and church and his stranger owned life insurance debacle blew up. So, The Fundraising Advantage raised exactly zero dollars. Yes, I said 0. Hilarious!We will be raising $250,000,000.00 for qualified ministries thru 2010. I project substantially more - 1 Billion dollars from 2011 – 2015, all for ministries that are truly doing God’s work. How, you might ask? God has given us powerful techniques that raise huge amounts of money without our having to ask a single person to donate a dime. Yes, you heard me right. God gave me the job of raising millions of dollars for His glory and for the help of His children.
When I was given this mandate and vision called The Fundraising Advantage, I was on board without having a clue as to how this was going to be accomplished. When God tells me to do something (I hear the skeptics right now – Darnell you’re a nut), I don’t ask questions and I simply trust God that He will show me the path. I know that in His time, his mission for me will be fully explained. And that He has done. I have been patient and calm, knowing that the whole project was God’s. It was and is totally in His hands.
The techniques are beyond anything I could ever have imagined, and most people can hardly believe it when I explain the power and rapidity with which we can put hundreds of thousands and millions of dollars into the ministry’s coffers. Again, we call the program, The Fundraising Advantage.
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