My apologies if this does not fit here but it is just so hilarious, I have to share with you.

First you have to catch the cat. This can be a challenge because they are swift on feet when being chased.
Lassoing might be the way to go - okay now you got the buggy, hope you have some good gloves, arm and face protectors!!

Okay, good, caught the sucker. Quick toss him on the fire (the one you started before the chase!)!!
What!!! Scratchy Cat just turned flips in the air and only got a singeing and took off flying!!

Shall we try this again? Of course, we will wear him out sooner or later and then we can put him in a sack and throw that on the fire. Finally we did it!!!

Throw sack with kitty on the fire. Sack catches on fire, Scratchy Cat leaps up in the air, makes a boomerang move and lands on your face. As you are being clawed half to death with blood running down, you manage to wrench him from your face only to send him flying into another face and another and another.

Disengaging from those distasteful faces, he races around a corner and hides in a safe place, Scratchy Cat starts cleaning all the blood off, "Hmmm, tastes bad." A loving voice calls "Kitty, Kitty! What have you been up to Scratchy? Come on, let's get cleaned up and have a nice bowl of warm, soothing milk. Snuggle by the fire and take a nap."

Scratchy does just that and dreams of chasing monsters and winning, there is a smile on his face.

Roasting cats is not a good idea, try pigs instead. ...or fish...