Quote Originally Posted by GlimDropper View Post
(Tongue firmly in cheek)

I'm going to have to BS on this one. First off, Superman lives in Metropolis, Spiderman live in New York City, which is a whole lot like Metropolis only in a different universe. But more importantly, it's almost biologically impossible for Superman to have sex with a human being without hurting a whole lot more than their butt. Cite:
Funny thing, I was just reading that very write up yesterday and Doc's joke made me want to go back and post it! You somehow beat me to it...
Great minds must think very much alike!