From a Craig's List Posting from Chicago:

Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom),"

"Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."

(Link to Fuse TV's story)


It's a shame that children can't pick their parents, because if they could I know I would have chosen to be conceived in the bathroom of a Violent Femmes concert.