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Born November 24, 1988
Myrlyn Biffle
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Better picture of my hair. I haven't decided what to do with it, yet.
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Myrlyn Biffle
February 19 at 9:36pm ·
Does anyone else have huge issues with their social anxiety when faced with the prospect of a phone call?
In other news, I need someone to make a meme for religious asshats that says something like "Which bothers God more, baking a cake, or refusing to bake a cake?"
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Myrlyn Biffle
February 15 at 7:53am ·
I'm about to write my own ******* romance novel. All these shitty ones getting so much attention, **** this, I KNOW I write better than those dipshits, and I can do so much better than this abusive ****.
Myrlyn Biffle
January 21 ·
I quit. **** everyone, **** society, **** people, **** money, **** all of everything. This is ******* bullshit, I'm ******* sick of it.
Where did I leave my plans for global domination? I'm sure I had an express guillotine conveyor belt in one of the notebooks.
******* bullshit, I'm building my own society. With blackjack, and hookers.
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Myrlyn Biffle
September 3, 2014 ·
Why do people bring up other women's issues having babies when I talk about getting fixed? "You know, a lot of women can't have children."
what am I supposed to do with that? Why would that change my mind? It's unfortunate, but I can't fix their infertility by having babies.
Myrlyn Biffle
April 18, 2014 ·
Is it narcissism if I think I smell good after hard work, or just gay? Or would it be straight, as I'm totally a man in a woman's body (and is as happy about this as a straight man should be about having boobs)?
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Myrlyn Biffle
March 6, 2014 ·
I'm gonna go to a drag show, I'm gonna go to a draaaaag shooooowww.
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Myrlyn Biffle
March 13, 2014 ·
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Myrlyn Biffle
January 1, 2011 ·
First new year's resolution: get another ******* job. A second one or a full-time one. Second new year's resolution, finish losing those ******* fifteen pounds. Third new year's resolution, get the **** outta Jackson. Fourth; resist the urge to go omnicidal.
Myrlyn Biffle
April 9, 2011 ·
Y'know, if I could go back in time to kill anyone, my choice would not be Hitler, but Jesus. Think of how many problems in the world's history, over the past two thousand years and today, could have been avoided but for the existence of Christianity. Including but not limited to, the Crusades, the Holocaust, the Inquisition, and the bullshit these days with our politics.
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Myrlyn Biffle Or pre-birth Mary.
April 9, 2011 at 9:23am ·
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Myrlyn Biffle And on that note, I would like to announce that I am an ordained minister, and if you happen to have someone of the same sex that you would like to marry you, I will happily go with you to a state where it is legal and marry the two of you together by the power vested in me by the Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn or whatever church I happen to decide on.
April 9, 2011 at 9:25am ·
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Myrlyn Biffle My mate's got dibs on Flying Spaghetti Monster, I think. And I really like the idea behind the Invisible Pink Unicorn. They use both faith and logic. They have faith that she is pink, and they logically know that she is invisible because they can't see her. ^ ^
April 9, 2011 at 9:43am ·
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Myrlyn Biffle Well, when I became a minister, like, a year ago, I think, I showed Josh the site, and he went and got ordained, too, and we don't wanna be all one-note about it, you know?
April 9, 2011 at 9:44am ·
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Mariah Faith Parris lol, jokes on you. Someone already killed jebus.
April 9, 2011 at 7:23pm ·
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