Thread: Dinar Gurus or Dinar Dodos.

So, I went to Dinar Dodos forum to watch all the gurus celebrating the revaluation, and what did I see:

oops, another EPIC FAIL from the Dinar Dodos this week

Originally Posted by littleroundman

oops, another EPIC FAIL from the Dinar Dodos this week

So "Guru Footforward" says "we are right on top of this" and that he thinks "the RV has already happened".....

"Guru FootForward" should change his name to "Guru Foot-In-Mouth"....

Originally Posted by okosh

So "Guru Footforward" says "we are right on top of this" and that he thinks "the RV has already happened".....

"Guru FootForward" should change his name to "Guru Foot-In-Mouth"....

AND, he's a "new guru"

How do "new gurus" get anointed ???

The selection criteria are obviously not based on their fortune telling or psychic abilities, if "Guru Foot-In-Mouths" "new guru" status is anything to go by.

How do they qualify ??

Do they have to sit on a mountain top in the Lotus position for a specified length of time, or perdict the results of 9 out of 10 horse races or some such other task ???

The criteria certainly isn't anything to do with the status of the Iraqi dinar.

Originally Posted by littleroundman

So, I went to Dinar Dodos forum to watch all the gurus celebrating the revaluation, and what did I see:

You have absolutley cracked me up LRM. I love your sense of humor but this one got me down bad. Its so appropriate. Thanks for the laugh. Its the simpe things that tickle me. LMR has one heck of a sense of humor. I laughed untill I cried. STill cant stop. Keep up the great work.

Sense of humour ??

What sense of humour ??

That's genuine news footage.

As a matter of fact, I just found another picture on a news site.

This one's of a group of Dinar Dodo....err.....gurus who are waiting for the Iraqi dinar to revalue:

That is some really bad spin right there. lol
What are they going to do tomorrow when the 'RV' doesn't happen yet again?

Originally Posted by Whip

That is some really bad spin right there. lol

I'm waiting to find out where these people get their information.

All this "I heard from" and "xxxx told me" and "I have a friend in xxxx treasury" or "a source in a multi letter agency" stuff fascinates me
All the evidence points to it being either excess recreational chemicals or a bad case of bipolar disorder where the voices are also into dinar predictions.

Whatever the "sources" of the Dinar Dodos information, NEVER have I seen so many people get it so wrong so many times over so many years

Originally Posted by littleroundman

I'm waiting to find out where these people get their information.

All this "I heard from" and "xxxx told me" and "I have a friend in xxxx treasury" or "a source in a multi letter agency" stuff fascinates me
All the evidence points to it being either excess recreational chemicals or a bad case of bipolar disorder where the voices are also into dinar predictions.

Whatever the "sources" of the Dinar Dodos information, NEVER have I seen so many people get it so wrong so many times over so many years

LOL, if we are voting my vote is "Better living through chemistry"...!

Guess what resolution the folks over on DINAR DODOS DIDN'T make for 2012.

That's right,

Another week has passed, a new year has begun and STILL the dodos continue to make outrageous predictions:

1-1-2012 Guru Poppy3 i have now received no less that 6 confirmations from trusted friends and sources and guys they are all saying the RV will be announced no later than jan 1 and we could see it on bank screens LIVE at anytime. I have two...Bank Presidents...that will be going in and checking their bank screens all week end...We will know as soon as they see it LIVE.

We've all heard the old maxim "once bitten, twice shy" these guys have not only been bitten more than once, they've been chewed up and spat out, yet STILL they continue believing their "sources"

1-7-2011 Guru Jonnywg as promised i am BACK...FYI EVERYTHING IS STILL IN PROCESS AND WE ARE JUST WAITING...ALL IS WAITING FOR THE LOCKIN TO BE ANNOUNCED...[UPDATE] I AM NOW INFORMED THE THE INITIAL THOUGHT OF A RUSH 24/48 HR WINDOW HAS BEEN REVIEWED AND NOW MAY NOT BE IN FORCE... ADDITIONAL INFO IS COMING...AND I WILL STAY HERE AND REPORT...THE SYSTEM IS STILL ACTIVATING AND NOTHING CAN STOP IT.

Read more: Dinar Guru - Iraqi Dinar | Gurus predict iraqi dinar exchange rate & revaluation

Anyone noticed anything different happening over the past week ??

No ??

I guess that the gurus over on DINAR DODOS.com intend to continue 2012 the same way they do every year since.....since......since...........

Originally Posted by littleroundman

Anyone noticed anything different happening over the past week ??

No ??

I guess that the gurus over on DINAR DODOS.com intend to continue 2012 the same way they do every year since.....since......since...........

Thanks so much for that blow-by-blow description of all the action....don't know if I could have followed it without ya...!

Originally Posted by laidback

Thanks so much for that blow-by-blow description of all the action....don't know if I could have followed it without ya...!

Consider it a public service.

Casual readers don't have to bother reading the latest prognostications over at DINAR DODOS.com to find the latest info.

With REALSCAM.com excellent SEO capabilities, the public at large are kept right up to date with the (lack of) goings on in the world of the Iraqi dinar revaluation.

Hopefully, enough people will realize sooner, rather than later, it IS boring and NOTHING has or is going to happen anytime soon, if ever.

SNAFU,

as usual, no sign of a revaluation during the past week.

I did, however, find a fascinating oil painting done in the style of the old masters which shows in fine detail all of the DINAR DODOS whose predictions have come true and who have retired on their profits:

Originally Posted by littleroundman

SNAFU,

as usual, no sign of a revaluation during the past week.

I did, however, find a fascinating oil painting done in the style of the old masters which shows in fine detail all of the DINAR DODOS whose predictions have come true and who have retired on their profits:

LOL, Must have been painted by the same guy that painted "Polar Bear Sitting on Snowbank in Snowstorm". I notice it has the same fine detail...!

Poor poppy3.....another epic fail.

Originally Posted by Whip

Poor poppy3.....another epic fail.

is it also running by a dinarGuru (spam link removed by Admin) or someone else is maintaining?

another week and another DINAR DODOS

Thank you ever so much for your stimulating and in depth discussion of the state of the Dinar saga. Much better than buy-one-get-one-free hemorrhoid surgery!

Originally Posted by laidback

Thank you ever so much for your stimulating and in depth discussion of the state of the Dinar saga. Much better than buy-one-get-one-free hemorrhoid surgery!

That's how it is in the Dinar revaluation business.

Some of the gurus are anticipating thousands,

some of them expect millions,

most of them are just going to end up with piles.

I don't know. You think that's what they think or are just spouting in order to make sales?

Originally Posted by Whip

I don't know. You think that's what they think or are just spouting in order to make sales?

Hmmm, not sure if you caught the double entendre of LRM's post...!( One could innocently ask, "piles of what?")

I know, I know, another week has passed and STILL nothing's happened.

but WAIT !!!

GOOD NEWS !!

The DINAR DODOS now know EXACTLY when the Iraqi dinar will revalue:

then....err.......that one......ummn...no, no the other one............then.....err....................... ........

Well, the guru's are "definitely" convinced the revaluation will take place between tomorrow and Feb 1. They all have it on "GOOD AUTHORITY" this is happening as we speak.

Hmmm, that's what they said the last 14 times it was going to revalue. Of course one day they will be right in 2016 or 2020, and then brag how they called it right all along.

Originally Posted by EagleOne

They all have it on "GOOD AUTHORITY" this is happening as we speak.

They have certainly got that news from a very good authority Eagle. You may have missed the announcement on another RS thread. They have the news from The Highest Authority of All.