Thread: Sunil C. Patel

Originally Posted by littleroundman

Why on earth would Silly Sunil share an embarrassing video like that in public ??

he's trying to motivate people to be a loser like himself?

He can't afford to pay for his own Valet Parking...

The Dorchester’s car park is a secured facility, monitored by CCTV and staffed 24 hours a day.

The tariff for car parking is as follows:

Up to 2 hours £20
Up to 4 hours £30
4 – 6 hours £40
6 – 24 hours £60

https://www.dorchestercollection.com...otel-services/

It would be funny if someone took the time to bait Sunil with some fake meetings.

Hello Sunil C. Mr. Patel this is Les Brown's office, we would like for you to fly to New York to meet Mr. Brown at the Four Seasons. Oh certainly sir we''ll reimburse you for all of it no need to even ask.
Even some good old fashioned prank phone calls on tape would warm my cockles.

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This is a follow up to:
"'Student Loan Millionaire' Sunil C. Patel ROLLS in to The Dorchester!"



Sooner or later, we have to get serious about this.

At some point in the 1950's, Peter Sellers got himself an agent who recognized the true, core basis of a talent that could produce millions of dollars in income and the rest is history. The hysterically bumbling persona that produced such unforgettable characters as "Inspector Clouseau" is forever enshrined as comic genius.

Someone needs to find Sunil C. Patel a good agent.

There is not a Life Coach or a Zen Master or a Slave Diver on the planet that could ever transform Sunil C into a "world-class motivational speaker" ...

... but the right agent capable of coupling the personality with a team of good writers could handily produce the helicopter/boat/lambourgini-owning multi-millionaire comedian that could truly "own" The Dorchester.

SD

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Originally Posted by shipdit

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This is a follow up to:
"'Student Loan Millionaire' Sunil C. Patel ROLLS in to The Dorchester!"



Sooner or later, we have to get serious about this.

At some point in the 1950's, Peter Sellers got himself an agent who recognized the true, core basis of a talent that could produce millions of dollars in income and the rest is history. The hysterically bumbling persona that produced such unforgettable characters as "Inspector Clouseau" is forever enshrined as comic genius.

Someone needs to find Sunil C. Patel a good agent.

There is not a Life Coach or a Zen Master or a Slave Diver on the planet that could ever transform Sunil C into a "world-class motivational speaker" ...

... but the right agent capable of coupling the personality with a team of good writers could handily produce the helicopter/boat/lambourgini-owning multi-millionaire comedian that could truly "own" The Dorchester.

SD

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That agents' first, almost insurmountable task would be convincing Nostrildumass that the bs he spouts is comedy and not motivational!

Originally Posted by laidback

That agents' first, almost insurmountable task would be convincing Nostrildumass that the bs he spouts is comedy and not motivational!

All jokes aside, it's actually insulting to all of those who operate in the motivational and personal development fields.

Ok:

- World Class Motivational Speaker definitely out.

- Likelihood of any professional agent willing to take on the job of convincing Sunil C. Patel that he could be re-packaged as a comedy act - slim to none.

- How about Rap Star?

SD

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I wonder how many people will be turning up for his boat party?

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/entre...ts-48762289320

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Pleeeeaaase can someone from the UK go to this and record it for our amusement! Take one for the team!

Originally Posted by AffiliateGuy

I wonder how many people will be turning up for his boat party?

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/entre...ts-48762289320

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Originally Posted by AgentV

Pleeeeaaase can someone from the UK go to this and record it for our amusement! Take one for the team!

I'd love to oblige but I've got a hair appointment that day.

Originally Posted by Daveyw

I'd love to oblige but I've got a hair appointment that day.

Sure you do. Chicken!

if it's the same message to everyone, why is there a tier of pricing?

Maybe you're allowed to touch his genius for the more expensive price?

What on earth are "Wealth creation SECTRETS" ???

Sunil, so let me get this straight. You are going to, and I quote:

"100% Motivation & Inspiration from Sunil C Patel with Motivation talks with Background Music playing. For 2 hours i Sunil will Teach Motivational Mindset with Back ground Music (Everyone is welcome to dance & Celebrate at the same time)."

Call me stupid, ignorant, silly but when people are dancing they are not listening to your talk, they are listening to the music, and they will be worn out if they dance for 2 hours and not paying attention to your wonderful talk on how to make $100 to $5,000 a month or how to invest in Dubai especially since there will be no music playing in the background. Guess only the important parts have music playing in the background. If I wanted to dance, I would go to a dance club. Last time I checked Tony Robbins, Nick Vujicic, Les Brown, Zig Ziglar, Dr. Wayne Dyer, Jim Rohn, or Eric Thomas didn't need music to motivate people their talk did.

Now what was this about you being this incredible, wonderful, world-class motivational speaker again?

can't take 'motivational advice' from someone that can't even motivate themself to clean up their slumlord apartments.

QUESTION: Is somebody a "motivational speaker" because they SAY they are a motivational speaker or because they can actually "motivate" others ??

QUESTION: How long until people wake up that "fake it until you make it" is no substitute for putting in the hard yards and learning your craft when it comes to being paid for your services

About the only thing Sunil can motivate.

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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...00012354153442

And that's only cause he's got some food.

I have my doubts that Nostrildumbass could motivate a prostitute with a pocket full of $100 bills!

I wonder if Sunil will regale his attendee's with singing his song? Just think, you too could have a signed copy of his CD by attending this motivational cruise. If that thought doesn't get you motivated to signup, then you have a working brain.

SD

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so...........what ever happened to this human wind tunnel's Ted conference? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Please, please, please will someone post this? It's so bad it's good!

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https://www.facebook.com/sunilintegr...3636787391455/

"I'm Sunil C / And I sting like a bee"

Wiping tears from my eyes.............:RpS_l ol:

^ By request:

Sunil C - Mattress Dancing 101

SD

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Originally Posted by Della Cate

Please, please, please will someone post this? It's so bad it's good!

"I'm Sunil C / And I sting like a bee"

Wiping tears from my eyes.............:RpS_l ol:

SD

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