View Full Version : Clean underwear, anyone ?

12-16-2011, 04:30 AM

12-16-2011, 07:05 AM
:duh:I wonder if there were any skid marks?

12-16-2011, 07:16 AM
:duh:I wonder if there were any skid marks?

On the car drivers shorts, maybe...!

12-16-2011, 08:45 AM
:duh:I wonder if there were any skid marks?

Hi "old friend." Hope you have forked out enough to keep Barbara in clean underwear for a very long time. I would not like to hear that you have had to raid the dirty clothes basket when you start decorating again. A friend of ours was a professional decorator and when he was rushed to hospital once, the nurses looked at him with suspicion when he said that said that the used women's tights in his pocket belonged to his wife and that he used them to strain his paint!

I often have to use use my best knickers when I am decorating. If I put up expensive wall paper, there are always bits that seep through the seams when I use the seam roller. I find it better to use a clean cloth but when I can't find one, I race to my knicker drawer. You will never get away with that excuse when news gets round that you are au fait with Adland.

Please get Barbara into your forum. She has promised to sing some unforgetable words and music. Where is her rendering of "The Lord High Excecutioner" or "I've got a little list" that she promised me!

12-16-2011, 09:01 AM
I can't wait to see the most beautiful male and female bodies that arrive in London for 2012 Olympics. You can bet HRH will be there admiring them and they will be treated like Royalty.

Let's have some good previews of your equestrian athletes from the other side of Atlantic or Pacific boys and girls.