View Full Version : Signs of recession in the USA

08-12-2011, 11:07 AM

The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
History will re-name this President "Owe"Bama.

And, finally....

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security,retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I was suicidal, they got
all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.