Dude Takes a 1,100-Pound 'World Record' Kick to the Balls

[Doc Bunkum]

World Record-Setting Kick to the Groin Raises Five Perplexing Questions (http://gawker.com/5472603/world-record-setting-kick-to-the-groin-raises-five-perplexing-questions)



Fox Sports News hired an MMA-trained American Gladiator to kick a guy as hard as he could in the balls, then explored the science of why the guy didn't die from the pain. Beyond the obvious WTF, we have questions.

As "combat expert" Roy Kirby weathers a 22 mph kick delivering 1100 lbs of force, even Sports Science's detailed anatomical renderings fail to answer five perplexing questions...

Not likely a record that anyone would attempt to break anytime soon.:crying_2:

[littleroundman]

HELP, HELP

I can't see,

my eyes are watering

[laidback]

Understatement of the century, "that was a strong kick"...!

[ribshaw]

I'll stick to jigsaw puzzles...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmdtCTII8WM

[Doc Bunkum]

I guess the takeaway from this is to forget what they teach you in self defense class about kicking an attacker in the nuts.

If the guy is strung out on PCP or just plain drunk, and you kick him in the sack, all you're going to do is annoy him.

Better to go for the eyes - stick your first two fingers in his eye sockets right up to the first joint. :watching_you:

Oh sure, you'll likely piss the attacker off, but at least if he can't see you, then he can't hurt you.

[Whip]

I'll stick to jigsaw puzzles...



very disappointed in the production of this clip. They could have at least had the song going in the background.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

[Valyzdc]

Nice dance haaha