3 questions for engineers

[littleroundman]

Three Questions for Engineers...

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Question # 1:

How much does a house weigh?





Question # 2:
How much weight can a rural two - lane bridge hold???






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Question # 3:





WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY

HOME INSURANCE,

CAR INSURANCE,

OR, DOESIT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE???