kschang
10-19-2013, 11:31 PM
You refer to your sales team as family instead of your real family
You call people doing "due diligence" closed-minded
You call people who join without "due diligence" open-minded
You avoid people who ask you questions as if you're hiding from debt collectors
You used/consumed most of the stuff you're supposed to sell
You talk about your "success" even though you haven't achieved anything yet (or ever again)
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You call people doing "due diligence" closed-minded
You call people who join without "due diligence" open-minded
You avoid people who ask you questions as if you're hiding from debt collectors
You used/consumed most of the stuff you're supposed to sell
You talk about your "success" even though you haven't achieved anything yet (or ever again)
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if you got more, please contribute, or if you can find more humorous wording, please do so.