Letter to Husband

[Doc Bunkum]

My darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.


I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.


The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.


I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.


I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.


I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.
XXX




P.S. Your girlfriend called.

[baylee]

My darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.


I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.


The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.


I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.


I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.


I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.
XXX




P.S. Your girlfriend called.

LOL, Do you think he forgave her??????????????

[littleroundman]

LOL, Do you think he forgave her??????????????

Do you think he ever spoke to her again ????

[Nancetta]

LOL, Do you think he forgave her??????????????

Uhhh....I'm going to say.....Unless he was a complete idiot.....YES :RpS_biggrin:

[Nancetta]

Do you think he ever spoke to her again ????

Uhhh...if you mean the 'GF'....Noooo....If you mean the 'wife'...Only if he was on his knees...:duh:

[baylee]

Uhhh...if you mean the 'GF'....Noooo....If you mean the 'wife'...Only if he was on his knees...:duh:

And begging forgiveness!

[Nancetta]

And begging forgiveness!

Aah, I see...you're one of the smart ones....:RpS_laugh:

[baylee]

Aah, I see...you're one of the smart ones....:RpS_laugh:

I asked my wife how she would react to this situation and all she did was walk to the gun safe and open it and said pick your poison.
I told her in no uncertain terms, I completely understand!!!!!!!!!! I have no desire to test!

LOL