Doc Bunkum
12-27-2012, 01:54 PM
We all know MLMer's are a special breed. For starts, you need a skin as thick as a rhinoceros' - and a similar IQ.
But just when you think you've seen it all, along comes some nutcase that raises the bar even further on nuttiness!
Witness - MLM Mobster - Leadership and Lifestyle (http://www.mlmmobster.com/) - replete with a 1920's Chicago era feel to the site.
Know how the typical MLMer has the requisite Back Room on their site site for further training the marks?
This guy goes one better. Instead of a Back Room, he has a Whack Room!
The Whack Room is not for wimps.
It’s for the strong and the brave. It’s for Network Marketers who are ready to play a big game...
If you enter the Whack Room, you’d better be ready to take on the Goon Squad. You’d better walk tall and proud. You’ll have to stand up to Guido Git, Lyin’ Lenny, and the rest of the gang. They’re gonna hit you hard. They’ll do it again and again. If you whimper or cry – if you utter one word of complaint, they will take you out, fit you for cement shoes, and drop you where you’ll never be found.
You’ll deal with another pain in the ass in the Whack Room. Me...
Cripes, I'd better be careful with these Goons though.
Apparently the don't like people stealing content from their site.
Spammers – You’re Whacked!
This post is my message from the heart to all the bottom-feeders who visit this site.
What makes you think you can leech off of my content for your gain? I’ve got a nasty henchman on guard 24/7. That’s right. He never sleeps. His name is Akismet, and he loves to whack creeps like you.
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That includes jerks who leave comments like this, “I can’t wait to read your next post here…Thanks a lot!” Give me a break! Any goof with one eighth of a conscious brain can smell the stink on a comment like that. What did you like about the post? Duh!
... And, remember, I’m always happy to whack you!
Geez, now if that isn't just about enough to scare anybody!
But just when you think you've seen it all, along comes some nutcase that raises the bar even further on nuttiness!
Witness - MLM Mobster - Leadership and Lifestyle (http://www.mlmmobster.com/) - replete with a 1920's Chicago era feel to the site.
Know how the typical MLMer has the requisite Back Room on their site site for further training the marks?
This guy goes one better. Instead of a Back Room, he has a Whack Room!
The Whack Room is not for wimps.
It’s for the strong and the brave. It’s for Network Marketers who are ready to play a big game...
If you enter the Whack Room, you’d better be ready to take on the Goon Squad. You’d better walk tall and proud. You’ll have to stand up to Guido Git, Lyin’ Lenny, and the rest of the gang. They’re gonna hit you hard. They’ll do it again and again. If you whimper or cry – if you utter one word of complaint, they will take you out, fit you for cement shoes, and drop you where you’ll never be found.
You’ll deal with another pain in the ass in the Whack Room. Me...
Cripes, I'd better be careful with these Goons though.
Apparently the don't like people stealing content from their site.
Spammers – You’re Whacked!
This post is my message from the heart to all the bottom-feeders who visit this site.
What makes you think you can leech off of my content for your gain? I’ve got a nasty henchman on guard 24/7. That’s right. He never sleeps. His name is Akismet, and he loves to whack creeps like you.
2438
That includes jerks who leave comments like this, “I can’t wait to read your next post here…Thanks a lot!” Give me a break! Any goof with one eighth of a conscious brain can smell the stink on a comment like that. What did you like about the post? Duh!
... And, remember, I’m always happy to whack you!
Geez, now if that isn't just about enough to scare anybody!