Doc Bunkum
07-05-2010, 03:33 PM
Seems this one is picking up steam on the internet. People's in-boxes are being spammed to join this "amazing" opportunity.
Hilarious!
I just looked at one promoters site pushing these things - My Company Sends Out FREE PowerPop Diet Samples For Me! (http://www.betternetworker.com/classifieds/view/my-company-sends-out-free-powerpop-diet-samples-for-me-get-free-samples-now)
The secret to how these things work is " how you suck on a PowerPop weight loss lollipop".
Is there some subliminal message here?:RpS_laugh:
Seriously lady, if you're going to promote these things and include your picture in your ad, don't you think maybe you should at least look as if you've sucked on some of these lollipops at some point in your life? :RpS_confused:
In case anybody's at all interested, there's only one way a person looses weight, short of surgery, and it's not sucking lollipops.
The instructions given with these pops should be a clue of what's going on here.
1. Eat one hoodia lollipop with an 8-ounce glass of spring water about 30 minutes before you eat breakfast.
2. Eat another of your hoodia lollipops with an 8-ounce glass of spring water about 30 minutes before having lunch.
3. Eat another hoodia lollipop with an 8-ounce glass of spring water about 30 minutes before dinner time.
4. Repeat these steps daily until the desired amount of weight is lost. This time can vary, but as with any diet, you'll need to stick with it to see results.
Gee, really? :RpS_confused:
As in all diets, losing "weight" is not the hard part. Maintaining the "weight" loss is.
What's the chances you think these things work long term?
Hilarious!
I just looked at one promoters site pushing these things - My Company Sends Out FREE PowerPop Diet Samples For Me! (http://www.betternetworker.com/classifieds/view/my-company-sends-out-free-powerpop-diet-samples-for-me-get-free-samples-now)
The secret to how these things work is " how you suck on a PowerPop weight loss lollipop".
Is there some subliminal message here?:RpS_laugh:
Seriously lady, if you're going to promote these things and include your picture in your ad, don't you think maybe you should at least look as if you've sucked on some of these lollipops at some point in your life? :RpS_confused:
In case anybody's at all interested, there's only one way a person looses weight, short of surgery, and it's not sucking lollipops.
The instructions given with these pops should be a clue of what's going on here.
1. Eat one hoodia lollipop with an 8-ounce glass of spring water about 30 minutes before you eat breakfast.
2. Eat another of your hoodia lollipops with an 8-ounce glass of spring water about 30 minutes before having lunch.
3. Eat another hoodia lollipop with an 8-ounce glass of spring water about 30 minutes before dinner time.
4. Repeat these steps daily until the desired amount of weight is lost. This time can vary, but as with any diet, you'll need to stick with it to see results.
Gee, really? :RpS_confused:
As in all diets, losing "weight" is not the hard part. Maintaining the "weight" loss is.
What's the chances you think these things work long term?