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littleroundman
08-01-2012, 09:12 AM
AN AMERICAN man has been accused of breaking into a woman's apartment while drunk and stealing a potato peeler, a kitchen knife and a small dog.
Online court records don't list an attorney for 24-year-old Garrett Stauber, who was arrested shortly after the burglary was reported about 3am in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.

Township police say a woman called 911 to report that Mr Stauber kicked in her door, took the utensils out of her dishwasher, grabbed her dog then left.

A neighbour heard what was going on and briefly scuffled with Mr Stauber who was found sitting shirtless on a couch in his friend's apartment in the same building where he had been staying recently.

Mr Stauber, who doesn't have a listed phone, faces a preliminary hearing today.

(http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/drunk-man-stole-potato-peeler-dog/story-e6frf7k6-1226440762838)www.HeraldSun.com.au (http://www.HeraldSun.com.au)

laidback
08-01-2012, 11:17 AM
AN AMERICAN man has been accused of breaking into a woman's apartment while drunk and stealing a potato peeler, a kitchen knife and a small dog.
Online court records don't list an attorney for 24-year-old Garrett Stauber, who was arrested shortly after the burglary was reported about 3am in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.

Township police say a woman called 911 to report that Mr Stauber kicked in her door, took the utensils out of her dishwasher, grabbed her dog then left.

A neighbour heard what was going on and briefly scuffled with Mr Stauber who was found sitting shirtless on a couch in his friend's apartment in the same building where he had been staying recently.

Mr Stauber, who doesn't have a listed phone, faces a preliminary hearing today.

(http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/drunk-man-stole-potato-peeler-dog/story-e6frf7k6-1226440762838)www.HeraldSun.com.au (http://www.HeraldSun.com.au) LOL, this guy sounds brilliant! Maybe he should invest in, or better yet, start a hyip/pyramid/ponzi...!

EagleOne
08-01-2012, 11:46 PM
LOL, this guy sounds brilliant! Maybe he should invest in, or better yet, start a hyip/pyramid/ponzi...!

He can always hire JBP's crack criminal attorney team.

littleroundman
08-02-2012, 01:53 AM
A potato peeler and a small dog ???

Thank goodness they caught him when they did.

Whip
08-02-2012, 07:30 AM
He can always hire JBP's crack criminal attorney team.

You mean.........moneydowntheloveit?

littleroundman
08-02-2012, 09:08 AM
He can always hire JBP's crack criminal attorney team.

Here's one of them now:

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/thelittleroundman/Scams/crack.jpg

laidback
08-02-2012, 10:25 AM
Here's one of them now:

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/thelittleroundman/Scams/crack.jpgDoesn't this pic belong in the Nuskin thread?

littleroundman
08-02-2012, 10:41 AM
Doesn't this pic belong in the Nuskin thread?

I dunno.

It looks like oldskin to me.