This is one of those occasions when it's probably time to get down on one knee and beg Mr Wilson to please, please follow through with his

threats and get this into court.

What better venue for explaining just how it is he can earn $33,000 in 19 days.

Of course, having the I.R.S. and F.T.C. and multiple media outlets on hand to verify his claims will help his case and, as a fringe benefit, attract multiple thousands of new clients for his services.

I can hardly wait for the documents to be served.